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Post  Silver on Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:57 pm

This is basically where you can post your opinion of the teenage fai..er, 'vampire' romance novel that has (strangely) become so popular.

So...
In my opinion, Twilight is a terrible book.

For one thing, they got it all wrong. The 'vampires' sparkle and run around in the forest. They're OBVIOUSLY fairies! I mean, DUH!! Suspect

Second, Edward stalks Bella. (Creeper much?) And then she falls in love with him. NOT a good message!

Third, Bella is the biggest idiot since Homer Simpson. Edward leaves her, and she starts to hallucinate (which is bad in itself). What's ever worse is that she does potentially dangerous things in order to halluncinate about him! I'm pretty sure that qualifies as clincally, needs-to-be-put-in-a-straightjacket-and-locked-in-a-rubber-cell insane.

Of course, you're perfectly entitled to your opinion. You're welcome to disagree with me.
But you'll be wrong.


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Post  Drake on Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:52 pm

It's screwed up xD completely xD
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Post  Flame on Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:58 pm

this so dumb that I have no words can ever describe it
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Post  Kanae on Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:49 pm

I LOVED Twilight. It was awesome; don't be hatin on it.
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Post  Flame on Tue Sep 20, 2011 6:17 pm

sigh kk then but it is still my oppion just saying X3
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Post  Josh on Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:54 am

Ooh, I wanna be with you, but your a vampire...
Ooh, I wanna be with you, but your a werewolf...


Your buff but your sensitive and I can't choose... Ehhhh..


Go die, Bella.
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Post  Drake on Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:03 am

lol xD I'm so going to have to get you guys to look at my novel if you hate Twilight xD Yes, about vampires, but no, it's not based off Twilight or anything, I wish to blow Twilight out of the water xD Once it's ready I'll let you all know xD Anyone wanna read part of an un-published manuscript some time in the future? xD
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Post  Ray on Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:58 pm

Kanae wrote:I LOVED Twilight. It was awesome; don't be hatin on it.

Haha, silly Kanae, you loved Twilight as in you no longer like it... I hope you don't still like it.

Edward: Bella stay away from me! I'm dangerous!
Bella: No, Your to pretty I can't help myself!
Edward: Don't you know what I am?!?!?!?!
Bella: Spiderman?
Edward: NO, I SPARKLE IN THE SUN, THERES YOUR HINT!!!
Bella: I'm sorry, a fairy was my next guess....
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Post  Kanae on Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:02 pm

I'm sorry, let me rephrase that.

I love Twilight.
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Post  Ray on Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:16 pm

.......ok kanae do whatever......by the way, every one put one in your next comment which is your fave:

-EDWARD
-JACOB
-BOTH :D
-WHAT'S TWILIGHT?? :?:
-THEY SHOULD ALL DIE!!! :twisted:

ME IS :THEY SHOULD ALL DIE!!! :twisted: MWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHa
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Post  Silver on Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:01 pm

Kanae wrote:I'm sorry, let me rephrase that.

I love Twilight.

Why? Just curious, of course.

My answer: THEY SHOULD ALL DIE!!! :twisted:

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Post  Kanae on Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:04 pm

Silver wrote:Why? Just curious, of course.

My answer: THEY SHOULD ALL DIE!!! :twisted:


My answer: Jacob <3

I love it because it was actually a pretty great story. The movies were good because they had Taylor in it and he's yummy. <3
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Post  Silver on Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:19 pm

My Twihard friend dragged me to the midnight premeire of Twilight, and when Edward took his shirt off (in the glittery fairy scene), I booed. Some random people threw popcorn at me.
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Post  Drake on Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:16 pm

Silver wrote:My Twihard friend dragged me to the midnight premeire of Twilight, and when Edward took his shirt off (in the glittery fairy scene), I booed. Some random people threw popcorn at me.
Rofl! Really? And I have to agree with Kaena, Jacob is yummy xD he's the only reason I watched it xD
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Post  Josh on Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:42 am

Drake wrote:
Silver wrote:My Twihard friend dragged me to the midnight premeire of Twilight, and when Edward took his shirt off (in the glittery fairy scene), I booed. Some random people threw popcorn at me.
Rofl! Really? And I have to agree with Kanae, Jacob is yummy xD he's the only reason I watched it xD

HEAR HEAR!!
But I had to watch it because Stella likes it.

Jacob is yummy though ;D
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Post  Kanae on Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:54 am

Good to see you guys agree! xD
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Post  Drake on Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:55 pm

How could we not? -starts drooling- Watching the movie was so worth it when he took off his top
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Post  Josh on Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:45 pm

nomnomnom ;L
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Post  Flame on Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:12 pm

mmmmmmmmm jacob-lishious!! X3
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Post  Seala on Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:42 pm

YA XD IM SOOOOO TEAM-JACOB ALL THE WAY FTW!!!!!! XD
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Post  Ray on Sun Oct 30, 2011 1:45 pm

Arg I can't believe it Talor is so gross 👅
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Post  Feather on Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:27 pm

Ray! How could u hate on Laughtner, Taylor?!?!
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Post  Drake on Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:59 pm

I'm friends with a guy who looks just like him xD
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Post  Feather on Sun Dec 18, 2011 1:00 am

Lol, last twilight,

Jacob *jump with arms flailing* "STOP!"
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