TWILIGHT SUCKZ1!!!1!!11!!!
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TWILIGHT SUCKZ1!!!1!!11!!!
This is basically where you can post your opinion of the teenage fai..er, 'vampire' romance novel that has (strangely) become so popular.
So...
In my opinion, Twilight is a terrible book.
For one thing, they got it all wrong. The 'vampires' sparkle and run around in the forest. They're OBVIOUSLY fairies! I mean, DUH!!
Second, Edward stalks Bella. (Creeper much?) And then she falls in love with him. NOT a good message!
Third, Bella is the biggest idiot since Homer Simpson. Edward leaves her, and she starts to hallucinate (which is bad in itself). What's ever worse is that she does potentially dangerous things in order to halluncinate about him! I'm pretty sure that qualifies as clincally, needs-to-be-put-in-a-straightjacket-and-locked-in-a-rubber-cell insane.
Of course, you're perfectly entitled to your opinion. You're welcome to disagree with me.
But you'll be wrong.
So...
In my opinion, Twilight is a terrible book.
For one thing, they got it all wrong. The 'vampires' sparkle and run around in the forest. They're OBVIOUSLY fairies! I mean, DUH!!
Second, Edward stalks Bella. (Creeper much?) And then she falls in love with him. NOT a good message!
Third, Bella is the biggest idiot since Homer Simpson. Edward leaves her, and she starts to hallucinate (which is bad in itself). What's ever worse is that she does potentially dangerous things in order to halluncinate about him! I'm pretty sure that qualifies as clincally, needs-to-be-put-in-a-straightjacket-and-locked-in-a-rubber-cell insane.
Of course, you're perfectly entitled to your opinion. You're welcome to disagree with me.
But you'll be wrong.
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Ooh, I wanna be with you, but your a vampire...
Ooh, I wanna be with you, but your a werewolf...
Your buff but your sensitive and I can't choose... Ehhhh..
Go die, Bella.
Ooh, I wanna be with you, but your a werewolf...
Your buff but your sensitive and I can't choose... Ehhhh..
Go die, Bella.
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lol xD I'm so going to have to get you guys to look at my novel if you hate Twilight xD Yes, about vampires, but no, it's not based off Twilight or anything, I wish to blow Twilight out of the water xD Once it's ready I'll let you all know xD Anyone wanna read part of an un-published manuscript some time in the future? xD
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Kanae wrote:I LOVED Twilight. It was awesome; don't be hatin on it.
Haha, silly Kanae, you loved Twilight as in you no longer like it... I hope you don't still like it.
Edward: Bella stay away from me! I'm dangerous!
Bella: No, Your to pretty I can't help myself!
Edward: Don't you know what I am?!?!?!?!
Bella: Spiderman?
Edward: NO, I SPARKLE IN THE SUN, THERES YOUR HINT!!!
Bella: I'm sorry, a fairy was my next guess....
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.......ok kanae do whatever......by the way, every one put one in your next comment which is your fave:
-EDWARD
-JACOB
-BOTH :D
-WHAT'S TWILIGHT?? :?:
-THEY SHOULD ALL DIE!!! :twisted:
ME IS :THEY SHOULD ALL DIE!!! :twisted: MWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHa
-EDWARD
-JACOB
-BOTH :D
-WHAT'S TWILIGHT?? :?:
-THEY SHOULD ALL DIE!!! :twisted:
ME IS :THEY SHOULD ALL DIE!!! :twisted: MWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHa
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Kanae wrote:I'm sorry, let me rephrase that.
I love Twilight.
Why? Just curious, of course.
My answer: THEY SHOULD ALL DIE!!! :twisted:
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Silver wrote:Why? Just curious, of course.
My answer: THEY SHOULD ALL DIE!!! :twisted:
My answer: Jacob <3
I love it because it was actually a pretty great story. The movies were good because they had Taylor in it and he's yummy. <3
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My Twihard friend dragged me to the midnight premeire of Twilight, and when Edward took his shirt off (in the glittery fairy scene), I booed. Some random people threw popcorn at me.
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Rofl! Really? And I have to agree with Kaena, Jacob is yummy xD he's the only reason I watched it xDSilver wrote:My Twihard friend dragged me to the midnight premeire of Twilight, and when Edward took his shirt off (in the glittery fairy scene), I booed. Some random people threw popcorn at me.
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Drake wrote:Rofl! Really? And I have to agree with Kanae, Jacob is yummy xD he's the only reason I watched it xDSilver wrote:My Twihard friend dragged me to the midnight premeire of Twilight, and when Edward took his shirt off (in the glittery fairy scene), I booed. Some random people threw popcorn at me.
HEAR HEAR!!
But I had to watch it because Stella likes it.
Jacob is yummy though ;D
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How could we not? -starts drooling- Watching the movie was so worth it when he took off his top
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nomnomnom ;L
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YA XD IM SOOOOO TEAM-JACOB ALL THE WAY FTW!!!!!! XD
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Ray! How could u hate on Laughtner, Taylor?!?!
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Lol, last twilight,
Jacob *jump with arms flailing* "STOP!"
Jacob *jump with arms flailing* "STOP!"
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